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Took the LSAT on Saturday morning.  That was fantastic.  Scores come in a few weeks.  So excited.

So what happened to the country in the past week?  We’ve got a Congressman trying to get with a page, a meaningful game for the Brewers in Sepetember, and two would-be upsets in the NL Central and the AL Central.  And then there’s also that kid who ran for like 12 million yards.  Oh, and the LA Times says that a bunch of dudes did ‘roids together.  Roger Clemens is on the list — you mean the 43 year old guy with the 2-point ERA didn’t do it naturally?  I wouldn’t have seen that one… never.

Also, what’s up with The Warrior always having some giant picture on the front.  What happened to headlines?  Magazines have pictures that take up the whole front page, newspapers have news that takes up the whole front page.  And to be honest, no one wants to read some feel good story about some MU student.  How about some journalism, something that actually changes my life.  Not someone’s opinion, some creepy ads, and a full page spread for a story that maybe takes up 1/4 of the page.

Yes, the Tribune sucks too.

What do I read then, you ask?  Well the truth is: nothing.  I don’t really read newspapers.  So one response would be to say that I’m not really qualified at all to be judging newspapers.  Another response, we’ll call it the correct response (for the sake of argument), is that I am so OVERLY qualified to judge newspapers, which explains why I have yet to find one that I enjoy on a regular basis.  Think about it — it’s deep.

Given some events this year, here’s a tip for Congressmen and Congresswomen as a whole:   Don’t talk to creepy guys name Jack who want to help you raise money, don’t punch police officers, and under no circumstances should you ever hit on Congressional Pages through e-mail.

On a side note:  Some killer College Football games went down today.  Wisconsin dominated, always a plus.  Ohio State/Iowa was far overhyped.  Notre Dame won, which is depressing.  But Illinois and Michigan State got in a fight — that’s always cool.  Rutgers is still undefeated, which I enjoy.  Go Big East.  I really don’t like the ACC, which is why its so nice to see Miami continue to suck it up week in and week out.

Well, that’s about it for tonight.

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