From the Gop3.com mail room:
One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up:
Fireman
Mechanic
Businessman
Salesman
Doctor
Lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
“My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some math problems and then took little Justin aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?”
“No,” the boy said,
“He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected as our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”
Note: The name Justin was included in the email, to my knowledge Justin Phillips’ dad is neither an exotic dancer nor a DNC campaign worker.
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My dad is a retired Contract drafter and Republican voter
Classy!
So a man meets up with his friend and sees his car is a total piece of shit. It’s covered in grass, mud, sticks, blood, and dirt and all that. The man says, “Man, what happened to your car?”
His friend says, “Well, you’re never gonna believe this, but on the way over here, I ran over Hillary Clinton!”
The man says, “Well, that would explain the blood, but what about everything else on your car?”
His friend says, “She tried to escape through the park.”