Some of the satirical posts over at ScrappleFace are so revealing you wish they were true. This is the case when I read this piece, “LEAK:Bush Veto Speech on Iraq Timeline Bill“.
Last 5 posts by BrandonPRESIDENT BUSH: My fellow Americans, in this folder on my desk is legislation that would pull our troops out of Iraq by March 2008, leaving that budding democracy to be ruled under Sharia law which treats goats better than it treats women, leaving this cradle of freedom in the care of men who have made slaughtering civilians an article of faith, and putting the credibility of the United States on a par with the reputation of the United Nations.
I have interrupted your favorite sitcoms tonight so that you could see me do this. I hold in my hand a veto stamp.
(OPEN FOLDER. STAMP BILL.)
Now, I hold in my hand a Zippo lighter.
(IGNITE PAPER. DROP IN TRASH CAN. CAMERA ON FLAMING PAPER, THEN BACK TO PRESIDENT.)My fellow Americans, you are not cowards. You are not losers. You are not stupid. You are not the people portrayed in the legislation now smoldering in this trashcan. Neither are you the kind of craven misfits that some of your representatives have become, who have traded votes for dollars, the lives of our fighting men for special interest projects in their home districts. That bill was so full of pork, it squealed. As it burns now, it smells like bacon.
I hope my actions tonight make clear to Congress and to our enemies around the world how I view the prospects of surrendering even an inch of ground to the kind of butchers who brought disaster to the streets of New York and the halls of the Pentagon in September 2001.
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Never happen, too many BIG words for Bush to try and pronounce and ya gotta have BALLS to make a speech like this, he doesn’t…
Sounds like something that Michael Savage would have on his program. Thanks for sharing, thats awesome.
Brandon… you should post the rest… its good stuff
“I hope my actions tonight make clear to Congress and to our enemies around the world how I view the prospects of surrendering even an inch of ground to the kind of butchers who brought disaster to the streets of New York and the halls of the Pentagon in September 2001″
This actually does sound like Bush, because he lied about the Iraqi connection (or total lack thereof) to 9-11. Do you actually know that? Iraq was a secular state until we went in their, and now look what has happened. We created hundreds of thousands of new terrorists. The people responsible for 9-11 were from Saudi Arabia. Have you forgotten that or do you just not care about the facts, like Bush?