Here’s one:
When Fred Thompson walks, the red carpet is programmed to roll out
before him lest he should feel any dirt beneath his feet or, God forbid,
that he might feel even so much as a speck of dust between his annointed
toes!

I can say such things in fun only because I love Fred Dalton
Thompson and admire him more than any other candidate
since Reagan. Everytime he speaks, I love him more.

I needed the “morphs”–especially the Rosie one.Please create more
of those; in fact, for a really fun assignment for all morph writers:
Sean, Barbra, George, Alan, and, of course, Moore and Susan-Tim of the ragged, goosestepping Hollywood royalty!

Thanks for making my day!